You know, even though he's dead, I still think Tony Perkins could do a better job than some of these crazy politicians we have running around. See, the first time I saw Tony Perkins was in a cheesy movie called the Matchmaker. It was pretty lame, but I couldn't help thinking to myself, "gee, that guy's kinda cute." Well, maybe I didn't actually think, "Gee," but anyway.
REASONS WHY TONY PERKINS SHOULD BE PRESIDENT:
Anyways, I bought his big huge biography and read it, but I honestly don't feel like recapping his life right now. So, here's some quick facts: 1. he was born on April 4, 1932 2. he was nominated for an Academy Award for his perfomance in Friendly Persuasion (good movie, go rent it) 3. he was in the closet for a long time (all the cute ones are, I tell ya) 4. he died of AIDS in 1992. Isn't that sad?
FYI: also, there's a Tony Perkins Club at yahoo, so if you wanna join.